Kamis, 29 Maret 2018

PAGUYUBAN AREK AREK SUROBOYO DI YOGYAKARTA, KANGEN

Ciri-ciri Arek Suroboyo..... 27 Juli 2011 17:36 Diperbarui: 26 Juni 2015 03:19 3114 1 0 CIRI-CIRI AREK SUROBOYO.... Arek Suroboyo lek tukaran mesti ngomong "awas kon yo, delok'en molehmu" Lapo? Ditraktir mangan tah.... Arek Suroboyo lek ngilokno uwong "wuih, wenak kon suarane arek iki, kok gak mbecak!" Arek Suroboyo sing lanang, lek ngamuk langsung ngomong --> "njaluk tak pancal'a ndasmu" Sepeda bek'e -_- Arek Suroboyo lek onok wedok'an ayu, endel, langsung dikomen "mboook, mentolo tak gowo moleh ae" Arek Suroboyo lek nyebut uaakeh --> "sak taek ndayak" koyok ngerti2o ae Arek Suroboyo lek di sindir karo koncone, langsung ngomong "sakjane, kon iku ngenyek, ta ngetrek-etrek?!? Arek Suroboyo lek ngomong, ngarepe biasane ditambahi huruf U.. --> uaaakeh, ueeendel, ueeenak, uaaasssuu Arek Suroboyo Lek janjian ~ "wis teko ndi kon?" "wes nang dalan iki, diluk maneh" padahal sik nang oma. Arek Suroboyo lek mari di ilokno, langsung mbales "ndasmu, ndogmu, bapakmu, pokoke sing onok mu-mu ne. Arek Suroboyo lek suwi gak ketemu konco, langsung ngomong "wah, si urip ta kon? Tak pikir wis 7 dinone" Arek Suroboyo Lek irunge gatel trus kudu wahing, munine ---> Ha..ha..ha..hancookkk!! Arek Suroboyo lek onok wong pamer "eh aku tuku mobil anyar iki" langsung dijawab "SOPO??.. SING TAKOK!" Arek Suroboyo senengane muring2 nggawe awalan 'jam'.. >> Jamput, jambul, jambret, jambu, dst Arek Suroboyo lek ndelok wedok ayu, langsung ngomong: "cuk, ayune, bpk'e sunat nangdi iku" Arek Suroboyo lek onok wedok'an ayu langsung komentar "ojok mbuk gudo lho jon, wes tak kapling iku" Arek Suroboyo lek onok koncone ngomong gak jelas, langsung disauti "kon iku ngomong ta kemu?!?" Arek Suroboyo lek ngomong, mesti dike'i akhiran A --> ndasmuA, matamuA, makmuA, mbokmuA.. Arek Suroboyo lek krungu koncone ngomong banter, langsung disauti "wuss sante ae jon, gak usa mbleyer.." Arek Suroboyo lek nyeluk koncone: jon, es, kang, boi. "Whoi jon, yo opo kabarmu" "boi, budal gowes yok" Arek Suroboyo lek dicokot nyamuk "cuk, asu kok nyamuk iki!!" Arek Suroboyo..nek mertamu, disuguhi kopi encer/kurang kencel " iki kopi opo uyue jaran tah " koyok sing wis tahu ngombe.. ae... ArekSuroboyo lek delok barang cilik2...iki opo tah, kok cilik2 tenan koyok pentile kere..." koyok sing wis tahu demok.. ae..."